Hop, petite lolerie dans la grande tradition d'Internet trouvée au détour d'un blog :

RULES:

1. Put your iTunes/Foobar/Whatever on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Tag whoever you want including me
5. Have Fun!

* IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY….?

* HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

* WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

* HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

* WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?

* WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?

* WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

* WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

* WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

* WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR FIRST KISS?

* WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

* WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

* WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

* WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

* WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

* WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

* WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

* WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?

* WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

* WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?

* WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

* WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

ON VA BIEN SE MARRAI !

* IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY….?
Weather Experience

* HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Falling Down

* WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Let Her Go

* HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Can't Believe

* WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Set The Controls For The Heart

* WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?
Aqueous Transmission

* WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Wait For You

* WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
At Last

* WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Dancin

* WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR FIRST KISS?
Crumbled

* WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Dazed And Confused

* WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
St Jimmi

* WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
White Trash

* WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Too Long

* WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Don't Stand Too Close To Me

* WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Tymps (The Sick In The Head Song)

* WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
How About You

* WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
It Doesn't Matter

* WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me

* WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Rock Your Body

* WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
The Silver Ball

* WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Smells Like Teen Spirit

Et je lance la machine :

* IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY….?
Twisted Sister - I wanna rock
\m/ ROCK \m/

* HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Michael Jackson - She drives me wild
Qui ça ? Bof, sûrement la gente féminine en générale...

* WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
The Offspring - Session
Vu comme ça, c'est pas parlant, mais il faut quand même savoir que la chanson s'ouvre sur un magnifique "Fuck ! Fuck ! Fuck !"...

* HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
The Ataris - Perfectly happy
Mais aussi un peu crevé, et vaguement enrhumé si vous voulez vraiment savoir.

* WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Amber Pacific - Poetically pathetic
Surtout la partie pathétique en fait :/

* WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?
A Tribe Called Quest - I left my wallet in El Segundo
Et depuis je suis bien emmerdé.

* WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Lostprophets - I don't know
Et sans tricher ! Mais en fait je pense qu'ils m'aiment bien, quand même.

* WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Beatsteaks - God knows
(voir ci-dessus)

* WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Lily Allen - The fear
Faut croire que je vis perpétuellement dans la peur sans le savoir...

* WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR FIRST KISS?
KoRn - Throw me away
C'est sûrement ce qu'elle a dû faire après (enfin, pas TOUT DE SUITE après, non plus)

* WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Machine Head - In the presence of my enemies
Wai paske des fois je m'en prends quand même un peu plein la gueule avec mes potes. Connards, tiens.

* WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
La Caution - À la césarienne
Ça demande à être vérifié, ça

* WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Le Klub Des 7 - Homme normal
Tout à fait.

* WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Greenday - Whatsername
Je sais pas si je serais assez con pour oublier son nom... Je le note sur ma ToDo-List des tests à faire pour passer pour un con.

* WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Pennywise - Stand up
Ouvrir le bal par un bon pogo, y'a que ça de vrai.

* WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Garbage - Can't cry these tears
J'espère bien que personne pleurera et que tout le monde se bourrera la gueule un bon coup.

* WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Brand New - You won't know
Mais en fait, vu le temps que je passe sur Factor, je pense qu'il est quand même pas trop dur de se faire une petite idée

* WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Jimmy Eat World - 12.23.95
Des chiffres. Le symbole de ma brillante carrière scientifique qui s'est arrêtée lors de l'échec à mon bac S.

* WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Rage Against The Machine - Take the power back
J'envisage de faire un putsch et de virer Joule, Niko et Akshell pour régner seul sur Factor, mais le répétez pas.

* WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Weezer - Slave
Sexuel, l'esclave, alors.

* WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Nickelback - I don't have
Mais si, j'en ai des amis...

* WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Unknown Artist - 信じる
Démerdez-vous avec ça !

* IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY….?
Burial - Homeless
\o/ non /o\

* HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Jay-Z - Justify My Thug
Coup dtête balayette !

* WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Fleet Foxes - Quiet Houses
Non en fait, je préfère les déglinguées. J'ai d'ailleurs jamais compris pourquoi...

* HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Bebel Gilberto - Lonely
Alors je joue à des jeux idiots pour oublier.

* WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Wu-Tang Clan - Triumph
Evidemment.

* WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?
My Morning Jacket - Wordless Chorus

* WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Gnarls Barkley - Run (I'm A Natural Disaster)
:(

* WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Bon Iver - re: Stacks
J'ai toujours su qu'ils ne m'aimaient pas vraiment.

* WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
The Flaming Lips - Feeling Yourself Disintegrate

* WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR FIRST KISS?
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Throw Away Your Television

* WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Jon Brion - Elephant Parade
Ahahahahaha :D

* WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Beirut - A Call To Arms
Mmmh. Flippant.

* WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
The Jesus And Mary Chain - Cut Dead

* WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Fat Jon - Automated Life Machines

* WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Justice - Tthhee Ppaarrttyy

* WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Portishead - Glory Box
Ceci n'est pas de la triche.

* WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Jeff Buckley - Grace

* WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Arcade Fire - Ocean Of Noise

* WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Glasvegas - Daddy's Gone

* WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Lovage - Archie & Veronica
Tiré de l'excellent "Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By". Choppez le !

* WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Nas - Silent murder

* WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
J Dilla - Geek Down

J'en ai eu marre de tagger au bout d'un moment. Et puis c'est vachement difficile !

* IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY….?
Friends will be friends (Queen)
Ce truc c'est l'effet horoscope : des fois ça colle, des fois pas, mais quand ça colle on y croirait presque

* HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Hands Clean (Alanis Morissette)
C'est pas faux en plus ! cf ci-dessus

* WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Goin' On (The Flaming Lips)
M'énerve ces baleines qui restent devant la télé

* HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Another Brick In The Wall (Pink Floyd)
Woaw, passer pour un emo grâce à Pink Floyd, priceless !

* WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Trois matelots (Renaud)
Renaud me fait passer pour un gros gay, on aura tout vu

* WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?
Come Together (Primal Scream)
En fait non, mais pourquoi pas

* WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Electricity (OMD)
Ce serait plutôt "sociopathy"

* WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Surfin' On A Rocket (Air)
Plus ou moins, mais plus moins que plus

* WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Galapagos (Smashing Pumpkins)
Apparement j'ai un faible pour le tortues et les dragons

* WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR FIRST KISS?
The Wrong Way (TV On The Radio)
Ah non, c'était juste parfait !

* WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
AF607105 (Charlotte Gainsbourg)
Sûrement parce que mes potes sont des geeks...

* WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Lookin' Through The Windows (Jackson 5)
Ahahah dans le mille

* WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Wonderful (Brian Wilson)
En fait deuxième après Awesome je dirais

* WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Combien de temps (Stephan Eicher)
Dans tous les sens du terme ?

* WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Ecstasy (New Order)
Au sens propre FFS§

* WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Thru The Eyes Of ruby (Smashing Pumpkins)
Ptet un peu saturé pour un enterrement.

* WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Live Bed Show (Pulp)
Houla ! Heu...non

* WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Waiting For The Night (Depeche Mode)
Faux, c'est les avions et les clowns (ou pire, les clowns dans les avions)

* WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Your Silent Face (New Order)
Colle pas...

* WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Un monde parfait (Les Innocents)
Soyons fous (à lier)

* WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Killer Queen (Queen)
Mes potes aussi sont des gayzors !

* WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Intro (Muse)
Tu peux pas test le random...

ouah... pauvre ZazaLeNounours :/ (pour le thread, pas son shuffle)

* IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY….?
Merry Go Bye Bye/Nothing

Et fous moi la paix.

* HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
We are an happy family

Composée de moi tout seul, et c'est bien ça le principal !

* WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Hangin tree

* HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
You lied

connard.

* WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Deal Goin' Down
Bah c'est la crise quoi..

* WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?
I am
Donc je pense.

* WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Itsari
Ils sont etrangers..

* WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Settle for nothing
"Ne rien accepter", rebelle quoi.

* WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Love - Hate
Souvent en meme temps.

* WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR FIRST KISS?
Trains
Ouais, me suis beaucoup entrainé depuis.

* WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Floating island fortress
Ouep.

* WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Impossible
Pas facile tout les jours ma bonne dame..

* WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Prudence's fall

* WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Sick heart river
d'où le love-hate.

* WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Kick you when your down
Idem.

* WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Aardvark trail

* WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Milionaire
Et des putes.

* WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Where we fall


* WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Tormentor of christian souls
Haha, niark niark.

* WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Self immolation

* WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Inn I evighetens morke
Etrangers je vous dis...

* WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Violent mood swings

* IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY….?
War (Ladyhawk)
(ça commence bien)

* HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Death Of A Martian (Red Hot Chili Peppers)

* WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Let Me See (Morcheeba)

* HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Infra Red (Psapp)

* WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Seventh Star (Black Sabbath)

* WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?
Le Twist (Les Svinkels)

* WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Don't Stand So Close To Me (The Police)
(haha, là c'est bien tombé dis-donc hein)

* WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Go Insane (Lower Class Brats)
(euh...)

* WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Basin Street Blues (Louis Armstrong)

* WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR FIRST KISS?
Closing : I Can't Turn You Loose (The Blues Brothers)

* WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Hair Baby (Scissor Sisters)

* WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Calm Like A Bomb (Rage Against The Machine)
(pas mal !)

* WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Too Long (Yael Naim)

* WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Good Grief (Foo Fighters)

* WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Crazy? Yes? Dumb? No! (The Mint Chicks)

* WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Stella By Starlight (Tete Montoliu Trio)

* WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Psalmus Ode (Theme From 'the Plague') (Vangelis)

* WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Price Of Gas (Bloc Party)
(Haha aussi)

* WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Tsp (Muse)

* WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Bad (U2)

* WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Seven Days In Sunny June (Jamiroquai)

* WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Cassettesingle (Fujiya & Miyagi)

...

C'est quand même un peu naze.

* IF SOMEONE SAYS ‘ARE YOU OKAY’ YOU SAY….?
Year Of Summer (Paradise Lost)

* HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Slaves Of Yesterday (Arch Enemey)

* WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Silent Violence (Six Feet Under)

* HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Hessian Peel (Opeth)

* WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
Gods Of War (Bruce Dickinson)

* WHAT’S YOUR MOTTO?
Nature Nous Semont (In Extremo)

* WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
2AM (Iron Maiden)

* WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Inis Mona (Eluveite)

* WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Follow Me (Angel Dust)

* WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR FIRST KISS?
All With My Hands (Metallica)
(... Pas faux)

* WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
The Gift That Keep On Giving (Deicide)

* WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
To The Death's Head True (Marduk)


* WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Dark Comet's Reign (Lucca Turilli)

* WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Fail (Evergrey)
-_-

* WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Fatal Tragedy (Dream Theater)
(NooooooooooooOOoooo)

* WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
SuM (Meshuggah)

* WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
No Time To Cry (Cradle Of Filth)

* WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Redneck Stomp (Obituary)

* WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Two Minutes To Midnight (Iron Maiden)

* WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Swansong For A Raven (Cradle Of Filth)

* WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Thy Legions come (Dark Funeral)

* WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Hey Joe (Jimi Hendrix)